Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute
I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.
Responsible af. 10/10, good doggo.
You can’t be mad at him
Definitely should give him a treat
I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture.
“No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains.”
“Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break.”
“Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet.”This is real.